Though being a womanizer has been glamorized by Brittney Spears, we need to remember that life is not a pop song. And if it were, it would most certainly be "If you wanna be my lover" by the Spice Girls. For that matter, why was the black girl considered scary? And why are all the womanizers I'm about to list, black men?
Tiger Woods
Need I say more? There is no doubt that Tiger is a tiger in the sack. If not, his bank account more than makes up for it. He is a true womanizer. But he is a womanizer I can respect. He never beat his hoes. And he certainly never murdered any of his call girls. Because as we all know, nothing can ruin a good weekend like a dead prostitute. But he didn't know when to quit, which is sad. But I think we all know, if he didn't have those wads of cash, his wife would be gone faster than a pimple on Zack Efron's smooth, baby-like face.
Chris Brown
It is sad to see someone so talented, fall so easily in the midst of his career. People called him the next Michael Jackson, and thankfully, that horrible fate never came true for him. What I hate the most is the groveling he has been doing. All over the place, begging people to buy his records again. I mean, it just isn't working. How are you going to swoo teenage girls when they're afraid of your pimp hand. Not a good look Chris. . . not a good look. Do I forgive him? Sure. Will I buy his next album? No. And there lies his problem.
Michael Vick
I'm sure some of those dogs were bitches.
Oh and by the way. . . . did I mention that I write plays?
My 1st blogged play will be coming soon.
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