This is Frank Mind here and if you've been to my Website (which you should do -- I Write Plays) then you know how much I enjoy writing.
How much DO you enjoy writing, Frank?
I love writing more than you love your parents, significant others, friends and pets...combined. Whether it be writing plays, blogs, short stories, poetry or even movie and book reviews I will write with my heart and clever wit, which I have in spades.
Why make a Website, Frank?
Good question. Why wear a wedding ring? Why get married? Well, when you love something so much you want to let the world know, right? Since I can't marry writing, I have created a Website that will let the world know my passion and the labors of love that come with it.
Why should we care about you, Frank?
You don't have to care about me at all. In fact, I'll not care about you in return. It's my writing that should grip your interest and it's your feedback that should grip mine. How many things have you read recently that have been complete shit? It has been so bad that you're afraid you have lost some brain cells. I mean, come on let's be honest, was the last thing you read something with vampires, personality-lacking females, Obama's health care plan, or how to get that beach bod in a few weeks?
If so, you need to give my works a gander. I guarantee that they will be medicinal for your eroded brain.
What if I don't like to read at all, Frank?
Dumbasses.
In conclusion, I love to write and am amazing at it. I will post a blog or two every week. They will contain: plays, short stories, random musings on life, book reviews, movie reviews, and occasionally poetry. I will also answer any questions you have and would be happy to review something that YOU have written. Just go to my Website, look around, and shoot me an e-mail. I check it daily.
Thank you for your time!
-Frank Mind
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