BTW: I'm Not Racist

This is just a disclaimer, since the last post I made listed a few black men who were womanizers. But I actually have many black friends. . . Seven thousand. In fact, why is it that when people are accused of being racist, they grab their closest black friend and hold them up like a shield. I don't like to do that. I'm just very Frank with people. My friends know it, my adoptive parents know it, and my African girlfriend knows it. Who, by the way, is real African, like from Africa. It doesn't get more authentic than that. I couldn't possibly be racist, because that would make me a hypocrite. And I'm not a hypocrite. . . . I'm a liberal.

Quite Frankly: 2010 Was Quite a Year for Womannizers

Though being a womanizer has been glamorized by Brittney Spears, we need to remember that life is not a pop song. And if it were, it would most certainly be "If you wanna be my lover" by the Spice Girls. For that matter, why was the black girl considered scary? And why are all the womanizers I'm about to list, black men?

Tiger Woods
Need I say more? There is no doubt that Tiger is a tiger in the sack. If not, his bank account more than makes up for it. He is a true womanizer. But he is a womanizer I can respect. He never beat his hoes. And he certainly never murdered any of his call girls. Because as we all know, nothing can ruin a good weekend like a dead prostitute. But he didn't know when to quit, which is sad. But I think we all know, if he didn't have those wads of cash, his wife would be gone faster than a pimple on Zack Efron's smooth, baby-like face.

Chris Brown
It is sad to see someone so talented, fall so easily in the midst of his career. People called him the next Michael Jackson, and thankfully, that horrible fate never came true for him. What I hate the most is the groveling he has been doing. All over the place, begging people to buy his records again. I mean, it just isn't working. How are you going to swoo teenage girls when they're afraid of your pimp hand. Not a good look Chris. . . not a good look. Do I forgive him? Sure. Will I buy his next album? No. And there lies his problem.

Michael Vick
I'm sure some of those dogs were bitches.

Oh and by the way. . . . did I mention that I write plays?
My 1st blogged play will be coming soon.

Sexy or Fugly?

Hello followers/people-who-have-yet-to-follow,

First of all I would like to address the issue of not having a "real" picture of me on here or on my Website. I am a strong believer in the fact that a majority of the people who blog are, in fact, shallow to some extent.

I don't want you reading my blog and writing because I'm "hot" and I don't want you to NOT read my blog/writings because I'm "ugly."

That's why I don't put a real picture.

However, my avatar is an accurate depiction of my basic look (brown hair, brown eyes, eyebrows that are slightly estranged from my face.) But that is all you are going to get for the time being. When I become famous you will see me. Patience is a virtue, kids.

I also refuse to put where I live, my cell number or all the bands that I enjoy.

All of those are, quite FRANKly, ridiculous to me.

You need to be here for the grade-A writing, not whether I'm fugly or not.

That's it for now folks!

Will be posting an actual blog within the next day!

-Frank Mind

The Future of this Blog

Why hello my fellow bloggers/writers/readers!

This is Frank Mind here and if you've been to my Website (which you should do -- I Write Plays) then you know how much I enjoy writing.

How much DO you enjoy writing, Frank?

I love writing more than you love your parents, significant others, friends and pets...combined. Whether it be writing plays, blogs, short stories, poetry or even movie and book reviews I will write with my heart and clever wit, which I have in spades.

Why make a Website, Frank?

Good question. Why wear a wedding ring? Why get married? Well, when you love something so much you want to let the world know, right? Since I can't marry writing, I have created a Website that will let the world know my passion and the labors of love that come with it.

Why should we care about you, Frank?

You don't have to care about me at all. In fact, I'll not care about you in return. It's my writing that should grip your interest and it's your feedback that should grip mine. How many things have you read recently that have been complete shit? It has been so bad that you're afraid you have lost some brain cells. I mean, come on let's be honest, was the last thing you read something with vampires, personality-lacking females, Obama's health care plan, or how to get that beach bod in a few weeks?

If so, you need to give my works a gander. I guarantee that they will be medicinal for your eroded brain.

What if I don't like to read at all, Frank?

Dumbasses.

In conclusion, I love to write and am amazing at it. I will post a blog or two every week. They will contain: plays, short stories, random musings on life, book reviews, movie reviews, and occasionally poetry. I will also answer any questions you have and would be happy to review something that YOU have written. Just go to my Website, look around, and shoot me an e-mail. I check it daily.

Thank you for your time!

-Frank Mind